SUMMER BUMMER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND

I DON'T BUY SUMMER CLOTHES

I TRY TO DRESS LIKE IT'S

MY TIME

MY WEATHER 

ALL YEAR LONG

BUT

THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M 

NOT JEALOUS OF GIRLS

IN THEIR PRECIOUS DRESSES

AND SANDALS

BUT, 

I AM A CREATURE OF HABIT

AND THEREFORE STILL WEAR

JEANS

SHOES

SOCKS

DENIM SHIRTS

LONG SLEEVE STRIPES

AND 

SUFFER 

STUPIDLY FOR IT

BUT, 

I DIGRESS

THE FALL COLLECTIONS ARE FILLED

WITH DREAMS OF CLOTHES

THAT I AM PUMPED AND

HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

AND WILL DO A PROPER 

ROUNDUP OF MY FAVES HERE SOON

BUT, 

AS YOU MAY KNOW

THE WORLD IS IN A HEATWAVE RIGHT

NOW

NYC IS GONNA BE HOT HOT HOT

AND STINK STINK STINK

SO, 

FIND SOLACE IN THOSE DRESSES

LADIES

I WILL SWEAT IN 

TEMPERATE AC